I have looked into it and it turns out that I appear to have magical divine powers. How did I come to this conclusion you ask? Well, twice today (Twice!) when I walked out of the door it stopped raining. And let me tell you, it was a lot of rain too, and I feel that this is clearly more than a coincidence. So anyway, you are WELCOME Penryn.
I'll be taking donations and accepting worship at my place of lodging up until Friday.